Audi Drivers, in a pie chart. 

"jkm7680" (jkm7680) 07/18/2015 at 18:41 • Filed to: None

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I’m in the blue section on this one. I despise stance.

dogisbadob > jkm7680 07/18/2015 at 18:49

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You forgot the biggest portion: WTF, that shit broke AGAIN? Get AAA on speed dial

scoob > jkm7680 07/18/2015 at 18:50

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My friend showed me pictures of an “Oddie sitting on blocks that got its riyumz stolen.” What group is that?

jkm7680 > dogisbadob 07/18/2015 at 18:52

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grrr

KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > jkm7680 07/18/2015 at 18:57

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And then there’s that little sliver for me: “Why does this Audi have r-comps on it? Because racecar.”

Or alternatively: “Why the hell did that just pop out of third AGAIN??? Because racecar.”

KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > dogisbadob 07/18/2015 at 18:58

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Minority portion: “I am AAA. Hence why my Audi is already on a flatbed trailer.”

Under_Score > jkm7680 07/18/2015 at 20:29

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Did someone mention “Audi” and “stance”?

Edit: I saw that you despise stance. Pictures removed to keep Oppo at peace.

jkm7680 > Under_Score 07/18/2015 at 21:57

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What were the pictures?

My A4 is on coilovers, but nothing too drastic.

Under_Score > jkm7680 07/18/2015 at 22:13

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jkm7680 > Under_Score 07/18/2015 at 22:15

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I really hope that at least half of those are either photo shopped or on bags.

The one gripe that I have about the VAG enthusiast community is stance, I just cannot into. I tried to like it, but in the end I just can’t.

Under_Score > jkm7680 07/18/2015 at 22:23

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hey dude thats not nice to judge. as a vw vortex membr and proud 2002 mkiv jeta driver, i no wats right for my car. do u wash ur car evry two hrs and spend thousnds on stance, goin to car shows and gettin attn? your invalid. sell that audi and by a shity car, like a bmw.

/s. I’m sorry. When I helped my dad wash the Rogue and the Ranger this morning, I thought about the VW Vortex stereotypes.

jkm7680 > Under_Score 07/18/2015 at 22:24

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Haha and you sound about like the general consensus of Vortex.

I’ve been told that “oofdsgs ddur da durp, lower yur a4 more” quite a few time snow. It’s already low enough.

AM > Under_Score 07/19/2015 at 00:25

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A4 = semi ruined, not too bad

A3 = meh, it’s a shitty A3

A6 Avant = this is so wrong

S7 = FUCKING DESTROYED